Quick PSA, if you want to make your bed more comfy just put me in it

Save water and shower with a mom

Breakfast is on me

Just lay back and enjoy the show darling

If you can pull off a beard. You can pull off my underwear

Is it horny in here or is it just me

How old were you when you found out lmao means lick me all over

You know what they say about real moms.... we're real horny

Making you smile and making you horny are two of my favorite things

My thighs make really good ear muffs

Sky rockets in flight, are you ready for some afternoon delight?

Hope you don't mind a fluffy muff

One of us is thinking about sex, well now it's two of us

I'm not in to watching sunsets, but I'd sure love to watch you go down

Name something that makes your heartbeat faster

I'm having difficulty keeping my clothes on today

I may not be a 10 but the boys say I clean up good

Do you want to be like my pinky toe so I can bang you on all the furniture

mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing anything

A curvy Puerto Rican playground

a good amount of cushion for the pushin, don't you think?

I don't think you're ready for the ass under this robe

add me to your spank bank?

wanna feel my shirt? it's mommy material