Making you smile and making you horny are two of my favorite things

Save water and shower with a mom

Breakfast is on me

Just lay back and enjoy the show darling

If you can pull off a beard. You can pull off my underwear

Quick PSA, if you want to make your bed more comfy just put me in it

My thighs make really good ear muffs

Sky rockets in flight, are you ready for some afternoon delight?

One of us is thinking about sex, well now it's two of us

You call it morning wood, I call it breakfast in bed

I'm not in to watching sunsets, but I'd sure love to watch you go down

Name something that makes your heartbeat faster

Do you know what would look good on you....me

I'm having difficulty keeping my clothes on today

I may not be a 10 but the boys say I clean up good

Name something that makes your heartbeat faster

Do you want to be like my pinky toe so I can bang you on all the furniture

mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing anything

the snack that smiles back

A curvy Puerto Rican playground

a good amount of cushion for the pushin, don't you think?

I don't think you're ready for the ass under this robe

add me to your spank bank?

wanna feel my shirt? it's mommy material