A curvy Puerto Rican playground

If you can pull off a beard. You can pull off my underwear

The only reason I'd ever kick you out of bed would be so I could bang you on the floor

A good woman is like a good steak, the best ones have a bit of fat on them

Quick PSA, if you want to make your bed more comfy just put me in it

Making you smile and making you horny are two of my favorite things

My thighs make really good ear muffs

Sky rockets in flight, are you ready for some afternoon delight?

Is it horny in here, or is that just me

I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you instead

One of us is thinking about sex, well now it's two of us

I've had a bad morning, could really use some oral support

Been working on my flexibility, how's it look from there

Is it horny in here, or is it just me

Hope the sweat from the gym doesn't turn you off

Meet me in my office

I'm not in to watching sunsets, but I'd sure love to watch you go down

I was obsessed with my first landing strip

If I sit on your face I own you; squatters rights

A mom always has the best snacks

I'm having difficulty keeping my clothes on today

I may not be a 10 but the boys say I clean up good

I heard a regular calling my name while taking this

Do you want to be like my pinky toe so I can bang you on all the furniture

What is it called when one butt cheek is larger than the other? Assymmetrical