The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Some of the best things come in small doses (f)

Hey beauti[f]ul

Peak a boo [f]

According to me, I’m a pretty [f]ungi

It’s cold as tits out [f]

This might just be the mushrooms talking but I think I’m a pretty [f]ungi

Porn is so unrealistic, my step[f]ather hated me.

Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go in assholes. It’s not for everybody but for those who enjoy it are a bit more sophisticated [f]

I’ve never seen Harry Potter be[f]ore but you can call me dumbledore because I’m the head master

Small boobs, big dreams

Holy tits it’s Tuesday

Hakuna ma – ta-ta – It means no worries bout your smaller ta-ta.

Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

[f]uck me if I’m wrong but….

Daddy’s little whore [f]

Smol punk chick

Well what do we have here

I love my small titties

Pretty in pink

I sexually identify as a spaghetti. Straight until wet.

Peak a boo

Small tits are badass.