Peak a boo

Some of the best things come in small doses (f)

Hey beauti[f]ul

Peak a boo [f]

According to me, I’m a pretty [f]ungi

It’s cold as tits out [f]

This might just be the mushrooms talking but I think I’m a pretty [f]ungi

Porn is so unrealistic, my step[f]ather hated me.

Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go in assholes. It’s not for everybody but for those who enjoy it are a bit more sophisticated [f]

I’ve never seen Harry Potter be[f]ore but you can call me dumbledore because I’m the head master

Small boobs, big dreams

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Holy tits it’s Tuesday

Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?

[f]uck me if I’m wrong but….

Daddy’s little whore [f]

Smol punk chick

Well what do we have here

Pretty in pink

I sexually identify as a spaghetti. Straight until wet.

Small tits are badass.

A cookie so nice maybe Santa comes twice 🤞🏻

Nervous showing so much (f)ace, but if you like it I'll leave it up

Here’s mine, hope you enjoy :)