Holy tits it’s Tuesday

Some of the best things come in small doses (f)

Hey beauti[f]ul

Peak a boo [f]

According to me, I’m a pretty [f]ungi

It’s cold as tits out [f]

This might just be the mushrooms talking but I think I’m a pretty [f]ungi

Porn is so unrealistic, my step[f]ather hated me.

Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go in assholes. It’s not for everybody but for those who enjoy it are a bit more sophisticated [f]

I’ve never seen Harry Potter be[f]ore but you can call me dumbledore because I’m the head master

Small boobs, big dreams

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Hakuna ma – ta-ta – It means no worries bout your smaller ta-ta.

Would masturbating while smoking weed be considered masturblazing, weedwhacking, or highjacking?

If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are... you have small boobs.

[f]uck me if I’m wrong but….

Daddy’s little whore [f]

Smol punk chick

Well what do we have here

I love my small titties

Pretty in pink

I sexually identify as a spaghetti. Straight until wet.

Peak a boo

Small tits are badass.