The β€œhow many will fit game” is one of my favorites. 😊

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This dildo was in me for an hour and a half. 😊

This dildo was in me for an hour and a half. 😊

We’re gonna need a bigger fist

We’re gonna need a bigger fist

30 sharpies? Easy.

30 sharpies? Easy.

Oranges 🍊 🍊

Oranges 🍊 🍊

Me?? Messy?? Never.

Me?? Messy?? Never.

It IS football season πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

It IS football season πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

You’ve seen the water balloon, now here’s an air balloon 🎈

You’ve seen the water balloon, now here’s an air balloon 🎈

This seltzer bottle stretched me out good!

This seltzer bottle stretched me out good!

Gatorade bottle

Gatorade bottle

Water Balloon 🎈

Water Balloon 🎈

Maybe one day I’ll be a 🌽 star

Maybe one day I’ll be a 🌽 star

The texture on the avocado felt so fucking good πŸ₯°

The texture on the avocado felt so fucking good πŸ₯°

Pepper πŸ«‘

Pepper πŸ«‘

Marinating some zucchini πŸ’ž

Marinating some zucchini πŸ’ž

Working on getting the entirety of this gigantic dildo in me.

Working on getting the entirety of this gigantic dildo in me.

Apples 🍏 🍎

Apples 🍏 🍎

XXL inflatable dildo was a good choice πŸ’ž

XXL inflatable dildo was a good choice πŸ’ž

Hope everyone is stay cool today 😎

Hope everyone is stay cool today 😎

WAP (wet ass pepper)

WAP (wet ass pepper)

Scrambled eggs anyone?

Scrambled eggs anyone?

Filling my holes with whatever I can find

Filling my holes with whatever I can find

This sprite was straight out of the fridge. πŸ˜‡

This sprite was straight out of the fridge. πŸ˜‡

It’s not a dildo but it really should be

It’s not a dildo but it really should be