It’s not a dildo but it really should be

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The “how many will fit game” is one of my favorites. 😊

The “how many will fit game” is one of my favorites. 😊

We’re gonna need a bigger fist

We’re gonna need a bigger fist

30 sharpies? Easy.

30 sharpies? Easy.

Oranges 🍊 🍊

Oranges 🍊 🍊

Me?? Messy?? Never.

Me?? Messy?? Never.

It IS football season 🤷‍♀️

It IS football season 🤷‍♀️

You’ve seen the water balloon, now here’s an air balloon 🎈

You’ve seen the water balloon, now here’s an air balloon 🎈

This seltzer bottle stretched me out good!

This seltzer bottle stretched me out good!

Gatorade bottle

Gatorade bottle

Water Balloon 🎈

Water Balloon 🎈

Maybe one day I’ll be a 🌽 star

Maybe one day I’ll be a 🌽 star

The texture on the avocado felt so fucking good 🥰

The texture on the avocado felt so fucking good 🥰

Pepper 🫑

Pepper 🫑

Marinating some zucchini 💞

Marinating some zucchini 💞

Apples 🍏 🍎

Apples 🍏 🍎

XXL inflatable dildo was a good choice 💞

XXL inflatable dildo was a good choice 💞

Hope everyone is stay cool today 😎

Hope everyone is stay cool today 😎

WAP (wet ass pepper)

WAP (wet ass pepper)

Scrambled eggs anyone?

Scrambled eggs anyone?

Filling my holes with whatever I can find

Filling my holes with whatever I can find

This sprite was straight out of the fridge. 😇

This sprite was straight out of the fridge. 😇

Lightsaber!

Lightsaber!

Officially a Snowman Now

Officially a Snowman Now