This seltzer bottle stretched me out good!

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The β€œhow many will fit game” is one of my favorites. 😊

The β€œhow many will fit game” is one of my favorites. 😊

We’re gonna need a bigger fist

We’re gonna need a bigger fist

30 sharpies? Easy.

30 sharpies? Easy.

Oranges 🍊 🍊

Oranges 🍊 🍊

Me?? Messy?? Never.

Me?? Messy?? Never.

It IS football season πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

It IS football season πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

You’ve seen the water balloon, now here’s an air balloon 🎈

You’ve seen the water balloon, now here’s an air balloon 🎈

Gatorade bottle

Gatorade bottle

Water Balloon 🎈

Water Balloon 🎈

Maybe one day I’ll be a 🌽 star

Maybe one day I’ll be a 🌽 star

The texture on the avocado felt so fucking good πŸ₯°

The texture on the avocado felt so fucking good πŸ₯°

Pepper πŸ«‘

Pepper πŸ«‘

Marinating some zucchini πŸ’ž

Marinating some zucchini πŸ’ž

Apples 🍏 🍎

Apples 🍏 🍎

XXL inflatable dildo was a good choice πŸ’ž

XXL inflatable dildo was a good choice πŸ’ž

Hope everyone is stay cool today 😎

Hope everyone is stay cool today 😎

WAP (wet ass pepper)

WAP (wet ass pepper)

Scrambled eggs anyone?

Scrambled eggs anyone?

Filling my holes with whatever I can find

Filling my holes with whatever I can find

This sprite was straight out of the fridge. πŸ˜‡

This sprite was straight out of the fridge. πŸ˜‡

It’s not a dildo but it really should be

It’s not a dildo but it really should be

Lightsaber!

Lightsaber!

Officially a Snowman Now

Officially a Snowman Now