Soooo I know where your remote it and I’m sorry.

I've had to look back at 20 years old pics to find this one :)

I love watching my pussy try to close at :21 but just hold open at :52. Just shows what a pear can do to your elasticity.

My Irish ancestors from 1845 wouldn’t appreciate my potato usage but I hope my Irish fans do now.

Blasted TSA keeps making it more difficult to get my necessary toiletries on the flights. I guess this would be carry-in luggage.

Sometimes momma just needs some alone time with her favorite bbc. If you like seeing a well used mommy gape check out the end. If not..well I’d skip the end then.

I’ve had people tell me my best look is with my knees drawn up. I love showing the prep it takes to fit a baseball.

You can tell how eager I was to get on my black friend here. Had to dismount in a hurry to keep edging and not get off.

When life gives you plastic lemons, put them in my big gaping hole.

So I can’t get it real deep but I definitely got it in there. Also a bonus fist to show how much it opened me up.

So I was a little creamy leading up to this because I was excited to make this one.

9/10 therapists agree that hugs help a person to open up more. Especially when they color coordinate with your outfit. It felt good.

What can I say I love all the caulk. This one is white but I certainly don’t mind some black caulk too.

When you notice your romaine lettuce looking girthy you saddle it up for a ride. I love how crisp it sounds too. Hehe.

Showed them coming out in a previous post, now how about going in?

the company that made this brush knew what they were doing...

It’s fresh but it can always be fresh’er 😘

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Wasn't a fan of these tractors until today!!

(18)(f) back when I didnt have a dildo, I made due with my favorite hair brush :)

Now you see her... And now you don't...

Lightsaber!

Officially a Snowman Now

Lara De Santis - anal cucumber insertion