Sometimes momma just needs some alone time with her favorite bbc. If you like seeing a well used mommy gape check out the end. If not..well I’d skip the end then.

I love watching my pussy try to close at :21 but just hold open at :52. Just shows what a pear can do to your elasticity.

My Irish ancestors from 1845 wouldn’t appreciate my potato usage but I hope my Irish fans do now.

Blasted TSA keeps making it more difficult to get my necessary toiletries on the flights. I guess this would be carry-in luggage.

I’ve had people tell me my best look is with my knees drawn up. I love showing the prep it takes to fit a baseball.

When momma does the shopping momma makes it fun. No this was not consumed after unfortunately I needed some lube to get it in.

Where’s a mom to hide? Shower. I do get off at :44 so at least make sure to fast forward to that.

You can tell how eager I was to get on my black friend here. Had to dismount in a hurry to keep edging and not get off.

I hope you like momma’s cinnamon rolls when I squat down on this thick cement cylinder I made.

My fun sucker toy. Start to get off at :41 and my pussy almost ruined it by pushing out the toy. I pushed it back in and got my shaking O. Ps. Sound is on.

When life gives you plastic lemons, put them in my big gaping hole.

It’s fun when a pair of panties from when you were young get jammed in the back of your dresser and you get to have a blast from the past. My body does look a little different from 12 years ago though.

Soooo I know where your remote it and I’m sorry.

So I was a little creamy leading up to this because I was excited to make this one.

9/10 therapists agree that hugs help a person to open up more. Especially when they color coordinate with your outfit. It felt good.

The shower is where all the moms like me get their alone dance time.

I feel like this picture illustrates all my mombod flaws while hopefully accenting what creates the mombod allure for all you sexy horned up guys.

I like to think I’m one of those pro hoes that presents well 😘

Had a fun time at the wedding 😈

What can I say I love all the caulk. This one is white but I certainly don’t mind some black caulk too.

When you notice your romaine lettuce looking girthy you saddle it up for a ride. I love how crisp it sounds too. Hehe.

Showed them coming out in a previous post, now how about going in?

Gotta keep my slit smooth and slippery for y’all.

Little shower ride. This post made possible by my COVID-19 quarantine chub 😉