I love watching my pussy try to close at :21 but just hold open at :52. Just shows what a pear can do to your elasticity.

Feeling kinda FRISK tonight so I figured I’d see whatcha think about my DVP. Best kinda P.

Found the biggest open plug I could find (could still fit bigger.) I love the sloppy noises my open hole makes. Kinda sounds like it’s gasping for air either that or someone’s boot got stuck in the mud. lol

I love it when boys tell me they’re going to “stretch” me and make me cum. I MIGHT feel you while you’re in there if you got a porno dick. If not (or even if so) I hope you get yours because you’re sure not helping me get mine unless your tongue is on thi

Man I miss Imgur. Guess it’s mostly pics from here on out. Apples just fall out of my fruit basket now.

Finally conquered the larger POM bottle. I’m just picturing me pouring this from my pussy in a fancy restaurant to high class folk . Hehe.

I needed a P in my P. Just turned out to be a pear.

The whisk wasn’t as challenging as it once was.

My Irish ancestors from 1845 wouldn’t appreciate my potato usage but I hope my Irish fans do now.

It’s fun how my pump tries to pull me inside out. Between the suction and my kegels I almost get off from pumping.

Blasted TSA keeps making it more difficult to get my necessary toiletries on the flights. I guess this would be carry-in luggage.

Anyone have any advise how to keep it this pumped up. As soon as I took the pump off right back to normal. I held it on for like 25 min.

I’ve had people tell me my best look is with my knees drawn up. I love showing the prep it takes to fit a baseball.

Filled with a thick squash and using my favorite viby wand. Squirt at (:40). OC. Sound on.

When I prepare for thanksgiving I put out quite the spread.

This squash really helped to open me up.

When life gives you plastic lemons, put them in my big gaping hole.

So I can’t get it real deep but I definitely got it in there. Also a bonus fist to show how much it opened me up.

Soooo I know where your remote it and I’m sorry.

So I was a little creamy leading up to this because I was excited to make this one.

9/10 therapists agree that hugs help a person to open up more. Especially when they color coordinate with your outfit. It felt good.

What can I say I love all the caulk. This one is white but I certainly don’t mind some black caulk too.

When you notice your romaine lettuce looking girthy you saddle it up for a ride. I love how crisp it sounds too. Hehe.

Showed them coming out in a previous post, now how about going in?