Shame I’ve got two of these and you’ve only got one mouth

Give me a hand?

If white is “as the freshly driven snow”…does off-white mean i need a good plowing ?

Offering an alternative to breakfast in bed

Sex hair don’t care

Can’t help but smile on a Friday 😁

Well, hurry up! I can’t stand here looking sexy all day…

Little help?

I think I’m appropriately dressed for the party. Happy 250K, ONMWW!

I wasn’t going to post today butt… since you assed me nicely

Standing in the shower ..thinking

Mondays are hard. I’m here to help with that 😏

I’ve had it with this Monday!( … and with this bra).

Let’s play hide and seek👀

Chilly morning ! Just getting warmed up….

It’s been so long since I’ve worn a bra- am i doing it right ?

Sub-zero temps here today- maybe if I post this, we’ll all get a little warmer🌞

I’m not sure you can handle me any less mild today

Bubbles bubbles …toil and trouble (🧙‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂)…__________ finish that couplet!

I resolve to get a lot more D in ‘23 (ahem …that’s Vitamin D, you pervs😉)

It’s Happy Hour🍻 …for my neighbors anyway👀 (f,50)

Sticky buns

Crimson and Clover [f]

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom