Can’t help but smile on a Friday 😁

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Give me a hand?

Give me a hand?

If white is “as the freshly driven snow”…does off-white mean i need a good plowing ?

If white is “as the freshly driven snow”…does off-white mean i need a good plowing ?

Offering an alternative to breakfast in bed

Offering an alternative to breakfast in bed

Sex hair don’t care

Sex hair don’t care

Well, hurry up! I can’t stand here looking sexy all day…

Well, hurry up! I can’t stand here looking sexy all day…

Little help?

Little help?

I think I’m appropriately dressed for the party. Happy 250K, ONMWW!

I think I’m appropriately dressed for the party. Happy 250K, ONMWW!

I wasn’t going to post today butt… since you assed me nicely

I wasn’t going to post today butt… since you assed me nicely

Shame I’ve got two of these and you’ve only got one mouth

Shame I’ve got two of these and you’ve only got one mouth

Standing in the shower ..thinking

Standing in the shower ..thinking

Mondays are hard. I’m here to help with that 😏

Mondays are hard. I’m here to help with that 😏

I’ve had it with this Monday!( … and with this bra).

I’ve had it with this Monday!( … and with this bra).

Let’s play hide and seek👀

Let’s play hide and seek👀

Chilly morning ! Just getting warmed up….

Chilly morning ! Just getting warmed up….

It’s been so long since I’ve worn a bra- am i doing it right ?

It’s been so long since I’ve worn a bra- am i doing it right ?

Sub-zero temps here today- maybe if I post this, we’ll all get a little warmer🌞

Sub-zero temps here today- maybe if I post this, we’ll all get a little warmer🌞

I’m not sure you can handle me any less mild today

I’m not sure you can handle me any less mild today

Bubbles bubbles …toil and trouble (🧙‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂)…__________ finish that couplet!

Bubbles bubbles …toil and trouble (🧙‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂)…__________ finish that couplet!

I resolve to get a lot more D in ‘23 (ahem …that’s Vitamin D, you pervs😉)

I resolve to get a lot more D in ‘23 (ahem …that’s Vitamin D, you pervs😉)

It’s Happy Hour🍻 …for my neighbors anyway👀 (f,50)

It’s Happy Hour🍻 …for my neighbors anyway👀 (f,50)

Sticky buns

Sticky buns

Crimson and Clover [f]

Crimson and Clover [f]

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom