I’m not sure you can handle me any less mild today

Give me a hand?

If white is “as the freshly driven snow”…does off-white mean i need a good plowing ?

Offering an alternative to breakfast in bed

Sex hair don’t care

Can’t help but smile on a Friday 😁

Well, hurry up! I can’t stand here looking sexy all day…

Little help?

I think I’m appropriately dressed for the party. Happy 250K, ONMWW!

I wasn’t going to post today butt… since you assed me nicely

Shame I’ve got two of these and you’ve only got one mouth

Standing in the shower ..thinking

Mondays are hard. I’m here to help with that 😏

I’ve had it with this Monday!( … and with this bra).

Let’s play hide and seek👀

Chilly morning ! Just getting warmed up….

It’s been so long since I’ve worn a bra- am i doing it right ?

Sub-zero temps here today- maybe if I post this, we’ll all get a little warmer🌞

Bubbles bubbles …toil and trouble (🧙‍♀️🤷‍♀️😂)…__________ finish that couplet!

I resolve to get a lot more D in ‘23 (ahem …that’s Vitamin D, you pervs😉)

It’s Happy Hour🍻 …for my neighbors anyway👀 (f,50)

Sticky buns

Crimson and Clover [f]

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom