Question: Does this count as underwear? Asking for a friend. [F], 39, married, 2 kids, inquisitive.

I had to escape my prison, I mean, get milk. And I seem to have forgotten panties. The inmates are not good at laundry. (F, 39, cellmates with 1 grumpy husband, 2 bored kiddos, not enough silverware, piles of laundry, and no silence.)

I sort of forced myself to do this today. It’s been a rough few days with the world in shambles. So thanks for giving me something fun to do to forget for a minute. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, feeling ennui, but thankful for you group of horny dads for givin

Sometimes being on my knees feels so right. [F], 40

Does a Xmas cocktail in a bath count? (F, 40)

Here’s what a 40 year old ass looks like. Thought I might increase the mean age of this sub by 15 points. (F, 40, married, 2 kids, loves statistics.)

This is 40 - snuggled naked in 1000 cotton sateen thread count sheets and a paw patrol blanket, nursing a busted ankle, listening to sounds of 2 kids playing video games and a stressed out husband unpacking, while trying to feel content over a body that i

Are panties sexy in a mouth or on an ass? [F], 39, loves data and panties.

Do panties belong in mouths? Discuss. [F], 39, just starting to learn that panties are sexy.

Sometimes it’s worth it to upgrade for a better view. [F], 39.

Oh hi. Just admiring the Boston skyline from the hotel. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, booked a hotel to sit in quiet.)

Just a mom finding some privacy in her minivan. I am wearing a dress. Just seem to have lost my panties. [F], 39, married, 2 kids, misses quiet, loves her Odyssey backseat.

This dress has a gap in a very inopportune place. I apologize. [F], 39, married, 2 kids, very accident prone.

I just need 4.8 minutes at the “store.” - Annabel, 39, wife, mom, chef, chauffeur, mask wrangler, tech support, mediocre WFH-er, edible consumer.

Just a mom who thinks getting out of bed in a pandemic induced quarantine is overrated. ([F], 39, married, 2 rambunctious littles, a demanding job, and too much laundry to do.)

Oopps, sorry wardrobe malfunction. Let me fix that. Stat. [F]

Help celebrate America’s independence by staying the fuck inside and groping my tits. PSA: You can be responsible, keep everyone safe, and have fun.

The end o[f] times requires black lace panties.

Quarantine puzzle challenge: [F]ind the hidden panties in this picture.

Just reclaiming my sexuality, pretending I have an office to go to, and of course, hiding from my family - all in my minivan.

Sometimes you just need a white thong to get through these dark times. [F]

Oh hi. Just hiding in my minivan from my [f]amily.

Is it billable hours i[f] I answer emails naked in bed?

My brain cells have all died in this [f]ucking useless zoom meeting.