My brain cells have all died in this [f]ucking useless zoom meeting.

I had to escape my prison, I mean, get milk. And I seem to have forgotten panties. The inmates are not good at laundry. (F, 39, cellmates with 1 grumpy husband, 2 bored kiddos, not enough silverware, piles of laundry, and no silence.)

Oh just wearing my French maid’s outfit while making the bed at the fancy hotel I booked for my staycation. Nothing to see here. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, finally got away and is still cleaning.)

I sort of forced myself to do this today. It’s been a rough few days with the world in shambles. So thanks for giving me something fun to do to forget for a minute. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, feeling ennui, but thankful for you group of horny dads for givin

Sometimes being on my knees feels so right. [F], 40

Does a Xmas cocktail in a bath count? (F, 40)

Here’s what a 40 year old ass looks like. Thought I might increase the mean age of this sub by 15 points. (F, 40, married, 2 kids, loves statistics.)

This is 40 - snuggled naked in 1000 cotton sateen thread count sheets and a paw patrol blanket, nursing a busted ankle, listening to sounds of 2 kids playing video games and a stressed out husband unpacking, while trying to feel content over a body that i

Sometimes it’s worth it to upgrade for a better view. [F], 39.

Oh hi. Just admiring the Boston skyline from the hotel. (F, 39, married, 2 kids, booked a hotel to sit in quiet.)

Question: Does this count as underwear? Asking for a friend. [F], 39, married, 2 kids, inquisitive.

Just a mom finding some privacy in her minivan. I am wearing a dress. Just seem to have lost my panties. [F], 39, married, 2 kids, misses quiet, loves her Odyssey backseat.

Just standing up to stretch and yell at my kids to be quiet. It’s my 3rd zoom meeting of the day. ([F], 39, married, 2 loud kids, hates people who don’t mute, misses her office, loves privacy, dislikes global pandemics.)

This dress has a gap in a very inopportune place. I apologize. [F], 39, married, 2 kids, very accident prone.

I just need 4.8 minutes at the “store.” - Annabel, 39, wife, mom, chef, chauffeur, mask wrangler, tech support, mediocre WFH-er, edible consumer.

Just a mom who thinks getting out of bed in a pandemic induced quarantine is overrated. ([F], 39, married, 2 rambunctious littles, a demanding job, and too much laundry to do.)

The one where I almost got caught. Prison is not a good place during a global pandemic. But...my home is also a prison. (F, 39, quarantined with a stressed husband and 2 mini dictators.)

Oopps, sorry wardrobe malfunction. Let me fix that. Stat. [F]

Help celebrate America’s independence by staying the fuck inside and groping my tits. PSA: You can be responsible, keep everyone safe, and have fun.

So based on yesterday’s data collection, non frilly panties in mouth with more clothes and red lips did NOT provide more interaction than lacy panties in mouth with a bra and purple lips. Maybe it’s the panties? Today’s test: same panties, red heels, and

Time to take off the thigh highs and try to sleep. Vaccine is out tomorrow right? Tell me beautiful lies. [F]

Just reclaiming my sexuality, pretending I have an office to go to, and of course, hiding from my family - all in my minivan.

Is it billable hours i[f] I answer emails naked in bed?

Quarantine Zoom Pilates. (F)irst post on here - hi all!