Proof that you can find literally anything at Costco. Even slutty redheads

Headed off to Trader Joe’s. Let me know if you need anything.

The plural of MILF is milves and no one can convince me otherwise

Made you a snack

I snuck a toy into the fitting room

It took me ten minutes to figure out that this elevator wasn’t operational. Thankfully I myself happened to be in service.

I got caught by the pharmacist. Oops (f)

When I tell my husband I’m picking up groceries he probably doesn’t expect me to pick up men as well.

I got you a present

My date asked me to send him a video from the bathroom. He didn’t know I hadn’t been wearing panties the entire time.

Damn it…there’s a hole in my stockings.

I had an explosive orgasm in the shower [oc]

I love being dared to do risky things

Fucking myself always feels so much better when I know someone gets to watch me do it

Brought to you by your local Target

I can’t wait to have your baby growing inside me

Practicing for when my husband invites his friends over

Innocent single mom, currently studying to become a librarian. I don’t go on many dates, but when I do, there’s no pulling out.

My roommate came in my room while I was hiding under the sheets masturbating.

I only ever squirt when I’m ovulating.

I got stood up today. He’s missing out.

I’m all ready for bed. Maybe tonight will be the night you get me pregnant.

Does this count as riding a bike?

Ariel and her little sea clam.

I want to be bred outside like an animal.