Once i pulled out a tooth just to get money from the tooth fairy…

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I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive

I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive

Everything isn’t that bad, right

Everything isn’t that bad, right

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

The tits is mightier than the sword

The tits is mightier than the sword

I could be your breakfast

I could be your breakfast

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Imagine waking up from kisses down there

Jingle if you're single

Jingle if you're single

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

Man’s love is an accident

Man’s love is an accident

Who told my parents…

Who told my parents…

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry

Gonna eat till I’m tired and then sleep till I’m hungry

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me [stba]

No words no letters I’m yours…

No words no letters I’m yours…

It is enough to make a cat laugh

It is enough to make a cat laugh

Why so serious

Why so serious

Finally this day has come…

Finally this day has come…

A good cat deserves a good bone

A good cat deserves a good bone

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’ve got stolen by aliens, it's nice here

I’ve got stolen by aliens, it's nice here

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…