Not everyone is going to think you’re gorgeous, amazing, and magical. They are wrong though… dickheads.

Your POV

You had a bad day? There, there. Hopefully my boobs help.

I wasn’t born on a farm, but I sure know how to raise a cock.

Let my freckles be your target

I’m looking for someone who makes me laugh as hard as they make me cum

Festive AF

I hope I didn’t cause a happy accident in your pants

I think I need some body heat to warm me up

There’s the bit of a nip in the air

I just want to support your dreams and make you cum. {42}

Oops. I missed hump day. I hope you can accept my apology.

“What are you into?” is such a broad question. Do I reply with a tv show or choking?

Easy access

Maybe you need a hug… on the dick… with my mouth

Forget hump day. When is “Fuck me so hard I can’t walk” day?

Never look down on someone… unless you’re getting head.

I need something stiff. I’m not sure if it’s a drink, a dick, or both.

This mom is sure glad it’s Friday. Care to come over for a little stress relief?

I’m so excited it’s Friday, I can barely contain myself.

Let’s call these Tuesday Targets

I’m hoping TDND will want to hang out with me today.

Hey, I think you left a blow job at my place. When do you want to swing by to get it?

Is it still being dirty if you’re in the shower?