My dad was a farmer and my mother was a mime. Today I honor them both

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Headed off to Trader Joe’s. Let me know if you need anything.

Headed off to Trader Joe’s. Let me know if you need anything.

The plural of MILF is milves and no one can convince me otherwise

The plural of MILF is milves and no one can convince me otherwise

I really wish I had a few more hands for this

I really wish I had a few more hands for this

The mildly eccentric mom nextdoor

The mildly eccentric mom nextdoor

Monday afternoons are always so blissful. Kids have gone back to school and we’ll have the entire house to ourselves for several hours.

Monday afternoons are always so blissful. Kids have gone back to school and we’ll have the entire house to ourselves for several hours.

I hope you’ve been a good boy this year

I hope you’ve been a good boy this year

My Thanksgiving spread

My Thanksgiving spread

I was never this hot before becoming a mother

I was never this hot before becoming a mother

No peeking at Mommy from under the door

No peeking at Mommy from under the door

You look like you could use a mother.

You look like you could use a mother.

I snuck a toy into the fitting room

I snuck a toy into the fitting room

Hot moms don’t wear panties

Hot moms don’t wear panties

My neighbors have no idea that the librarian nextdoor with two kids has such a massive appetite for cock

My neighbors have no idea that the librarian nextdoor with two kids has such a massive appetite for cock

POV: We’re having a sleepover. It’s okay if you forgot to bring pajamas.

POV: We’re having a sleepover. It’s okay if you forgot to bring pajamas.

I heard that not wearing panties attracts mates

I heard that not wearing panties attracts mates

Innocent single mom, currently studying to become a librarian. I don’t go on many dates, but when I do, there’s no pulling out.

Innocent single mom, currently studying to become a librarian. I don’t go on many dates, but when I do, there’s no pulling out.

Are men really into moms?

Are men really into moms?

I got stood up today. He’s missing out.

I got stood up today. He’s missing out.

It’s okay, I washed my hands before returning to work.

It’s okay, I washed my hands before returning to work.

Does this count as riding a bike?

Does this count as riding a bike?

Heard you liked blowjobs.

Heard you liked blowjobs.

Don’t mind me. Just hanging out at the cafe.

Don’t mind me. Just hanging out at the cafe.

Getting as wet as the stream that ran behind me.

Getting as wet as the stream that ran behind me.

I want to be bred outside like an animal.

I want to be bred outside like an animal.