Metal framed glasses & hella nice abs...these are a few of my favorite things

Ope! Looks like I need to go get my glasses adjusted again. Crooked ass lol

Incoming! New text from the hottie in your metaphysics class

Thin, light gray tops are top-tier for showing off the pokies

I saw you staring at me in class and, well, I think you’re cute, too. So here’s something a bit spicier for your spank bank!

My favorite Pokémon is Muk. I’m sure you can guess why

We both know you’re gonna send me an “awww showering without me” text

Even if I told you to kiss my ass as an insult, you’d still want to do it anyway

I’m convinced Target kids panties are the comfiest full-backs on the planet

It’s funny how you thought you were joining me. Guess you’ll have to convince this little brat tonight

This hot librarian got a little too into her romance novels. Whoops!

The Beatles + the underboob = the best

Just a little tug, tug, tugaroo

Flirty brunettes in sundresses who tease you to high hell are top-tier

The way my obliques are popping is giving me heart eyes

Lets be honest: this crop top is frickin sexy

What if I just pulled them all the way off?

You can rip my panties right off me. You in?

Athletically nerdy? Sign me the heck up!

Fit and frickin’ cute

The glasses stay on and so does the sass

Clark Kent’s daughter: what is she doing now?

Hi welcome to Chili’s! Can I start your meal off with some abs?

Nothing but some toned abs

I feel sexy as hell in this pic omg