Even if I told you to kiss my ass as an insult, you’d still want to do it anyway

Ope! Looks like I need to go get my glasses adjusted again. Crooked ass lol

Incoming! New text from the hottie in your metaphysics class

Thin, light gray tops are top-tier for showing off the pokies

I saw you staring at me in class and, well, I think you’re cute, too. So here’s something a bit spicier for your spank bank!

My favorite Pokémon is Muk. I’m sure you can guess why

We both know you’re gonna send me an “awww showering without me” text

I’m convinced Target kids panties are the comfiest full-backs on the planet

Santa gave me a VS gift card as an early Christmas present & I went wild. Come over for a hot little fashion show!

I’m like a genie: help me stretch my sore legs & I’ll grant your wish

It’s funny how you thought you were joining me. Guess you’ll have to convince this little brat tonight

This hot librarian got a little too into her romance novels. Whoops!

The Beatles + the underboob = the best

Like Soto winning the HR Derby, I know how to knock it out of the park

Just a little tug, tug, tugaroo

Flirty brunettes in sundresses who tease you to high hell are top-tier

Jinkies! ....I actually know where my glasses are for once lol

I’m in love with my new glasses

Lets be honest: this crop top is frickin sexy

First post! Decided to be a cheerleader for Halloween...turns out my uniform from 6th grade still fits

You can rip my panties right off me. You in?

Athletically nerdy? Sign me the heck up!

The glasses stay on and so does the sass

Clark Kent’s daughter: what is she doing now?