Lets be honest: this crop top is frickin sexy

Ope! Looks like I need to go get my glasses adjusted again. Crooked ass lol

Incoming! New text from the hottie in your metaphysics class

Thin, light gray tops are top-tier for showing off the pokies

I saw you staring at me in class and, well, I think you’re cute, too. So here’s something a bit spicier for your spank bank!

My favorite Pokémon is Muk. I’m sure you can guess why

We both know you’re gonna send me an “awww showering without me” text

Even if I told you to kiss my ass as an insult, you’d still want to do it anyway

I’m convinced Target kids panties are the comfiest full-backs on the planet

It’s funny how you thought you were joining me. Guess you’ll have to convince this little brat tonight

The Beatles + the underboob = the best

Just a little tug, tug, tugaroo

Flirty brunettes in sundresses who tease you to high hell are top-tier

Why play peek-a-boo, when it can be semi-see-through?

Abs and a hella cute smile? Yes please!

Athletic babe, reporting for duty!

The green leopard may be out of style, but I know how to rock it

I didn’t realize how thin these had gotten, until I snapped this pic lol oopsie daisy

Athletically nerdy? Sign me the heck up!

I had a little too much coffee, so you get this goofy ass pic lol

Technically safe for work, but thin enough to do its job

Tuesday means to give out...obviously!

Clark Kent’s daughter: what is she doing now?

Cute as fuck in a romper

These bad boys are so old, you can literally see my cheeks lol [OC]