I think my butt exploded my pants!

My big white ass swallowed all nearby clothing lmao - Sammi Starfish

Looking for a face to sit on. Any volunteers? - Sammi Starfish

Husband dared me to run errands with my miniskirt tucked into my thong - First stop... checking into our hotel then off to Walmart. Queen = Sammi Starfish

Great day for a bike ride don't you think? - Sammi Starfish

When mom's asks to borrow your bicycle - Sammi Starfish

I've got big butt problems going on

I think my ass swallowed my pants. Time to go shopping for a new pair ;)

Thick wedgie for a hungry ass - Sammi Starfish

Thong bodysuit over buttless leggings. Starting a new fashion trend, what do you think? - Sammi Starfish

I made a parking space for your face - Sammi Starfish

Husband caught me picking my wedgie in the parking lot

My bubble booty bursting out of these buttless jeans - Sammi Starfish

Forgot my belt when I went to Rite Aid yesterday. Oops - Sammi Starfish

Pantyhose underneath my swimsuit

When you've got bubble butt problems checking into the hotel - Sammi Starfish

Hardware store in a pair of jeans losing the fight - Sammi Starfish

You guys know by now that I wear footless pantyhose as pants. Still working up the courage to wear this pair to the gym though lol. What do you think?

Walking my dog in the park. Once again playing off footless pantyhose as yoga pants. If I only had a nickel for how many ladies came up to me to tell me my pants are see through lol. I just play it off as if I don't know... but yeah, I wear fucking pantyh

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Sunlight and Yoga Pants = Winning

Bubble Butt + Yoga Pants = See Through

Sammi Starfish - 5'2" and 160 pounds. Short and thick fit

When you wear white Yoga Pants on a rainy day

Sunlight and Yoga Pants - A winning combination