When mom's asks to borrow your bicycle - Sammi Starfish

Husband dared me to run errands with my miniskirt tucked into my thong - First stop... checking into our hotel then off to Walmart. Queen = Sammi Starfish

I think my ass swallowed my pants. Time to go shopping for a new pair ;)

Great weather for a picnic by the lake

I made a parking space for your face - Sammi Starfish

Husband caught me picking my wedgie in the parking lot

Public Wedgie at Rite Aid - Sammi Starfish

Enjoying the view here at the park - Sammi Starfish

Do you like my new shorts? - Sammi Starfish

Look very closely... I am wearing a butt plug under these tight shorts. Just did a crossfit WOD with a plug up my ass. Wonder if anyone noticed - Sammi Starfish

Giving myself a gym wedgie for hack squats - Sammi Starfish

Hiking through the park in some tight little denim shorts - Sammi Starfish

Pantyhose underneath my swimsuit

When you've got bubble butt problems checking into the hotel - Sammi Starfish

Loving my new denim shorts - Sammi Starfish

Bought these shorts on amazon and they completely covered the ass of the model in the picture. But when I put them on they look like this. Is my ass really that big? - Sammi Starfish

Tiny little denim shorts - Sammi Starfish

Getting my workout on in some itty bitty shorts - Sammi Starfish

If my shorts were any shorter they'd be panties - Sammi Starfish

Bubble Butt + Yoga Pants = See Through

I love combining pantyhose with jean cutoffs

Big mouth... big thighs

Crossfit coach turned pornstar Sammi Starfish. Ever have that fantasy before?

Sammi Starfish - 5'2" and 160 pounds. Short and thick fit