His dick is waaaay too small for my ass.

Sweaty hike, locked tiny cock.

I love making fun of short dicks. 🥰

Pp small. Cake day big.

It was pointed out many times I was incorrectly measuring my husband’s cock. Here is a correct measurement at 4.5 inches. Thick and short.

I decided to measure my husband’s cock this morning. 🤏🏼

My 46 inch ass vs his 4.5 inch cock. Give me a real man. 🙄

I bring the whole bouncy house to the grocery store.

We showed our nanny a picture of hubby’s softy, and she pulled up this photo. 🤣

On/off couple.

Beer-drinking attire. 🍻

Do I need to get some more pepperoni?

Stroking hubby’s little cock. Little dicks just annoy me.

Airport attire. ✈️

The restaurant I went to in Costa Rica today serves you beers in your hammock. 🍻

Can you see why I don’t let my hubby fuck me anymore? I want to see any dicks that are smaller than his. 😈

I love when Mother Nature pisses all over me.

Right before my brother-in-law came over. 🤪

Can u tell I’m not wearing a bra

Is it too much to ask for a rating and either a piece of criticism or a compliment? 🥰

I’m curious what you think.

First nude on Reddit. Figured I’d start with a rating. 🤪 [24]

Yes, I wore it to go out. 😘

If I catch you staring, I might have to suck you off. 💁🏻‍♀️