I bring the whole bouncy house to the grocery store.

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Sweaty hike, locked tiny cock.

Sweaty hike, locked tiny cock.

I love making fun of short dicks. πŸ₯°

I love making fun of short dicks. πŸ₯°

I’m a great hostess: I cook delicious food.

I’m a great hostess: I cook delicious food.

Off to dinner we go. πŸŽƒ

Off to dinner we go. πŸŽƒ

Watch me beat my meat

Watch me beat my meat

For some reason guys keep taking pictures of me every time I go shopping.

For some reason guys keep taking pictures of me every time I go shopping.

My nips: ⬆️ ⬇️

My nips: ⬆️ ⬇️

I went on a boat tour today. It was breezy..!

I went on a boat tour today. It was breezy..!

Beer-drinking attire. 🍻

Beer-drinking attire. 🍻

Stroll on the beach.

Stroll on the beach.

Changing into. Well. Nothing.

Changing into. Well. Nothing.

I took this right before I slammed four mimosas at the airport. ✈️

I took this right before I slammed four mimosas at the airport. ✈️

Do I need to get some more pepperoni?

Do I need to get some more pepperoni?

Top shelf? ☺️

Top shelf? ☺️

Is there anything else I can get for you from the store?

Is there anything else I can get for you from the store?

Airport attire. ✈️

Airport attire. ✈️

The restaurant I went to in Costa Rica today serves you beers in your hammock. 🍻

The restaurant I went to in Costa Rica today serves you beers in your hammock. 🍻

Can you see why I don’t let my hubby fuck me anymore? I want to see any dicks that are smaller than his. 😈

Can you see why I don’t let my hubby fuck me anymore? I want to see any dicks that are smaller than his. 😈

I love when Mother Nature pisses all over me.

I love when Mother Nature pisses all over me.

Right before my brother-in-law came over. πŸ€ͺ

Right before my brother-in-law came over. πŸ€ͺ

Can u tell I’m not wearing a bra

Can u tell I’m not wearing a bra

Yes, I wore it to go out. 😘

Yes, I wore it to go out. 😘

If I catch you staring, I might have to suck you off. πŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

If I catch you staring, I might have to suck you off. πŸ’πŸ»β€β™€οΈ