Right before my brother-in-law came over. 🤪

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I’m a great hostess: I cook delicious food.

I’m a great hostess: I cook delicious food.

Watch me beat my meat

Watch me beat my meat

I bring the whole bouncy house to the grocery store.

I bring the whole bouncy house to the grocery store.

For some reason guys keep taking pictures of me every time I go shopping.

For some reason guys keep taking pictures of me every time I go shopping.

My nips: ⬆️ ⬇️

My nips: ⬆️ ⬇️

I went on a boat tour today. It was breezy..!

I went on a boat tour today. It was breezy..!

Beer-drinking attire. 🍻

Beer-drinking attire. 🍻

Stroll on the beach.

Stroll on the beach.

Changing into. Well. Nothing.

Changing into. Well. Nothing.

I took this right before I slammed four mimosas at the airport. ✈️

I took this right before I slammed four mimosas at the airport. ✈️

Do I need to get some more pepperoni?

Do I need to get some more pepperoni?

Top shelf? ☺️

Top shelf? ☺️

Is there anything else I can get for you from the store?

Is there anything else I can get for you from the store?

Airport attire. ✈️

Airport attire. ✈️

The restaurant I went to in Costa Rica today serves you beers in your hammock. 🍻

The restaurant I went to in Costa Rica today serves you beers in your hammock. 🍻

It’s coming off anyway. 🥳

It’s coming off anyway. 🥳

Quarantine n chill outfit.

Quarantine n chill outfit.

I love when it rains on my white shirts. 🥰

I love when it rains on my white shirts. 🥰

Read between the lines.

Read between the lines.

I love when Mother Nature pisses all over me.

I love when Mother Nature pisses all over me.

Can u tell I’m not wearing a bra

Can u tell I’m not wearing a bra

Yes, I wore it to go out. 😘

Yes, I wore it to go out. 😘

If I catch you staring, I might have to suck you off. 💁🏻‍♀️

If I catch you staring, I might have to suck you off. 💁🏻‍♀️