First time I’ve worn a belt in years. I’m serious

Ope! Looks like I need to go get my glasses adjusted again. Crooked ass lol

Incoming! New text from the hottie in your metaphysics class

Thin, light gray tops are top-tier for showing off the pokies

I saw you staring at me in class and, well, I think you’re cute, too. So here’s something a bit spicier for your spank bank!

My favorite Pokémon is Muk. I’m sure you can guess why

We both know you’re gonna send me an “awww showering without me” text

Even if I told you to kiss my ass as an insult, you’d still want to do it anyway

Looking mmm mmm good Monday

Rocking my low-rise hollisters with a crop top, despite it being winter!

I’m convinced Target kids panties are the comfiest full-backs on the planet

It’s funny how you thought you were joining me. Guess you’ll have to convince this little brat tonight

This hot librarian got a little too into her romance novels. Whoops!

My favorite pair of Hollisters

The Beatles + the underboob = the best

Just a little tug, tug, tugaroo

Flirty brunettes in sundresses who tease you to high hell are top-tier

Jeans and a crop top from Top Shop. Try saying that 4 times fast lol

Not gonna lie, I am STOKED coveralls are coming back in style

still salty about last weekend, but at least I look cute

Abs and a hella cute smile? Yes please!

Lets be honest: this crop top is frickin sexy

Athletically nerdy? Sign me the heck up!

The glasses stay on and so does the sass

Clark Kent’s daughter: what is she doing now?