Do mommy's shorts fit okay honey?

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Should I show up to my 25-year high school reunion wearing this? - Sammi Starfish

Should I show up to my 25-year high school reunion wearing this? - Sammi Starfish

When he tries to figure out how much my big white ass weighs - Sammi Starfish

When he tries to figure out how much my big white ass weighs - Sammi Starfish

Which sister are you going to service first? - Sammi Starfish

Which sister are you going to service first? - Sammi Starfish

When the receptionist has to use the back entrance to the office - Sammi Starfish

When the receptionist has to use the back entrance to the office - Sammi Starfish

Guess who's ass just turned 41 years old ;)

Guess who's ass just turned 41 years old ;)

For anyone who saw me grocery shopping today... this is what was under my dress - Sammi Starfish

For anyone who saw me grocery shopping today... this is what was under my dress - Sammi Starfish

I've dated guys who said I was too thick. What do you think?

I've dated guys who said I was too thick. What do you think?

Husband caught me picking my wedgie in the parking lot

Husband caught me picking my wedgie in the parking lot

You boys like seamless pantyhose here? - Sammi Starfish

You boys like seamless pantyhose here? - Sammi Starfish

Are there any milfs in your neighborhood as goofy as me? - Sammi Starfish

Are there any milfs in your neighborhood as goofy as me? - Sammi Starfish

Risky outfit change in a store parking lot in some seamless pantyhose - Sammi Starfish

Risky outfit change in a store parking lot in some seamless pantyhose - Sammi Starfish

My big thighs in a pair of tight jeans - Sammi Starfish

My big thighs in a pair of tight jeans - Sammi Starfish

What did you notice first? - Sammi Starfish

What did you notice first? - Sammi Starfish

Former olympic lifter Sammi Starfish flashing a little more than just patriotism

Former olympic lifter Sammi Starfish flashing a little more than just patriotism

Bought these shorts on amazon and they completely covered the ass of the model in the picture. But when I put them on they look like this. Is my ass really that big? - Sammi Starfish

Bought these shorts on amazon and they completely covered the ass of the model in the picture. But when I put them on they look like this. Is my ass really that big? - Sammi Starfish

Showing off my pantyhosed thighs to the neighbors - Sammi Starfish

Showing off my pantyhosed thighs to the neighbors - Sammi Starfish

If my shorts were any shorter they'd be panties - Sammi Starfish

If my shorts were any shorter they'd be panties - Sammi Starfish

Old enough to be your mother, too immature to be serious haha.

Old enough to be your mother, too immature to be serious haha.

Pornstar Sammi Starfish grocery shopping after finishing up her side hustle as a crossfit coach

Pornstar Sammi Starfish grocery shopping after finishing up her side hustle as a crossfit coach

Pro tip... ropes make excellent wedgie material

Pro tip... ropes make excellent wedgie material

Thick thighs Grocery Shopping

Thick thighs Grocery Shopping

My thighs are too thick for these stockings

My thighs are too thick for these stockings

Thick butt

Thick butt