For anyone who saw me grocery shopping today... this is what was under my dress - Sammi Starfish

Should I show up to my 25-year high school reunion wearing this? - Sammi Starfish

When he tries to figure out how much my big white ass weighs - Sammi Starfish

Which sister are you going to service first? - Sammi Starfish

White men can't jump, white milfs can't twerk - Sammi Starfish

When the receptionist has to use the back entrance to the office - Sammi Starfish

I was two miles from my car when this rip happened lmao. So everyone in the park got a nice show - Sammi Starfish

Her: "I don't have a gag reflex" - Him: "Hold my beer" - queen = Sammi Starfish

Guess who's ass just turned 41 years old ;)

I think I need a bigger bicycle seat!

What do you think of my new ass jewelry?

Do mommy's shorts fit okay honey?

Great weather for a picnic by the lake

I've dated guys who said I was too thick. What do you think?

How long would you last deep in my ass? - Sammi Starfish

Get over here and sniff my asshole - Sammi Starfish

Husband caught me picking my wedgie in the parking lot

So I said to the grocery store cashier, "Give me your biggest cucumber" - Sammi Starfish

Former olympic lifter Sammi Starfish flashing a little more than just patriotism

Old enough to be your mother, too immature to be serious haha.

The only thing better than boobies is public boobies - Sammi Starfish

Thick thighs Grocery Shopping

My thighs are too thick for these stockings

Thick butt