Come on in.

Headed off to Trader Joe’s. Let me know if you need anything.

The plural of MILF is milves and no one can convince me otherwise

Made you a snack

When I tell my husband I’m picking up groceries he probably doesn’t expect me to pick up men as well.

I had an explosive orgasm in the shower [oc]

Fucking myself always feels so much better when I know someone gets to watch me do it

I can’t wait to have your baby growing inside me

Practicing for when my husband invites his friends over

Apparently I’m not the kind of girl who can swallow

I drove over for my creampie. I hope you’re ready to fill me up.

I always bring my dildo into the fitting room with me. Next time, I’ll bring you.

My mom says I need a tan but I think my pale skin is pretty

I miss my baby bump so much. I’m ready for someone to give me a new one.

I got stood up today. He’s missing out.

The shopkeeper kept asking me if I needed help, but really I was just taking photos of my ass in the fitting room.

I’m all ready for bed. Maybe tonight will be the night you get me pregnant.

Does this count as riding a bike?

Psst, let me show you something.

The only thing that feels better than touching myself outside is you touching me outside.

Heard you liked blowjobs.

Admit it, Target is always the best place to go milf watching.

My husband would be so irritated if he knew I flashed a group of college boys while picking up his prescription at Safeway

I was so excited to actually get out of my apartment today that I forgot to put on panties.

I want to be bred outside like an animal.