Bet you can't guess where the third one is!

I did have panties on at work today. Until someone came and took them off me. Now I'm left wet and commando!

Good morning, happy hump day! My panties match my eyes!

Should we let them catch us or not

Mmm just like that, daddy! May I call you daddy?

Do you think your wife will share you with me

Not sure why my son's friends always beg to come over

When I'm bored at work, I'm probably doing some crazy shit like this

Happy mother's day to me!

If you pass me on the road, watch out. Because I'm not...

I HAVE to lick the cum off my fingers. Doesn't matter if I'm at work or not.

When you're at your desk and you can't stop clicking your mouse

When the boss is away, the girl will play

The boss is out of town so this is the work I get done

One boob open for grabs

I give another meaning to "hole-y day"

If pictures had sound ....

This is how I feel about getting off work early on Fridays

Getting tired of waiting on you. May just fuck myself in my Jeep

Are you taking me out to eat?

I get off on playing with myself in public

When I say, "let's go swimming," you should listen next time!

Want to come lend me a hand?

Nothing like the big O in the Jeep