When I'm bored at work, I'm probably doing some crazy shit like this

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Let's give "sitting on the dock of the bay" a whole new meaning

Let's give "sitting on the dock of the bay" a whole new meaning

Bet you can't guess where the third one is!

Bet you can't guess where the third one is!

I did have panties on at work today. Until someone came and took them off me. Now I'm left wet and commando!

I did have panties on at work today. Until someone came and took them off me. Now I'm left wet and commando!

Good morning, happy hump day! My panties match my eyes!

Good morning, happy hump day! My panties match my eyes!

Should we let them catch us or not

Should we let them catch us or not

Mmm just like that, daddy! May I call you daddy?

Mmm just like that, daddy! May I call you daddy?

Who wants to start our own off the grid nudist colony

Who wants to start our own off the grid nudist colony

Do you think your wife will share you with me

Do you think your wife will share you with me

Not sure why my son's friends always beg to come over

Not sure why my son's friends always beg to come over

Happy mother's day to me!

Happy mother's day to me!

If you pass me on the road, watch out. Because I'm not...

If you pass me on the road, watch out. Because I'm not...

When you're at your desk and you can't stop clicking your mouse

When you're at your desk and you can't stop clicking your mouse

When the boss is away, the girl will play

When the boss is away, the girl will play

The boss is out of town so this is the work I get done

The boss is out of town so this is the work I get done

One boob open for grabs

One boob open for grabs

I give another meaning to "hole-y day"

I give another meaning to "hole-y day"

If pictures had sound ....

If pictures had sound ....

This is how I feel about getting off work early on Fridays

This is how I feel about getting off work early on Fridays

I highly recommend silk on the nipples.

I highly recommend silk on the nipples.

When I say, "let's go swimming," you should listen next time!

When I say, "let's go swimming," you should listen next time!

Wouldn't you love to see a surprise like this on your commute?

Wouldn't you love to see a surprise like this on your commute?

It's getting a little out of hand in my opinion.

It's getting a little out of hand in my opinion.

Nothing like the big O in the Jeep

Nothing like the big O in the Jeep