I HAVE to lick the cum off my fingers. Doesn't matter if I'm at work or not.

This is why I'm always inviting you to come fishing with me

Meet me at my neighborhood pool....

Sunshine, smiles, and tits. What more could you want?

This could be you... (I wish it were)

I'm on the hunt... Want to be caught?

Bet you can't guess where the third one is!

I did have panties on at work today. Until someone came and took them off me. Now I'm left wet and commando!

I take time out of my work day to play with my friends online

Dare me to drive around all day like this?

If you come to my house, don't be surprised if you find me like this. Just give it a nice smack

Taking risks makes me feel alive. (Break time at work)

Just put my son to bed, what should we do

If I ever say I'm bored at work, I'm probably doing some shit like this...

There's something about a hand down my pants that's so visually appealing to me

Good thing the curtains are open. The neighbors wouldn't want to miss this show!

Do you ever masturbate in front of multiple mirrors?

I want to look up to you

I want to taste myself on you

Getting tired of waiting on you. May just fuck myself in my Jeep

Think I can get the new neighbor's attention this way?

I get off on playing with myself in public

Want to come lend me a hand?

Daddy always said, "fuck or be fucked," so I'm starting with my boss