Beer-drinking attire. 🍻

Sweaty hike, locked tiny cock.

I love making fun of short dicks. 🥰

I’m a great hostess: I cook delicious food.

Off to dinner we go. 🎃

Watch me beat my meat

I bring the whole bouncy house to the grocery store.

For some reason guys keep taking pictures of me every time I go shopping.

My nips: ⬆️ ⬇️

I went on a boat tour today. It was breezy..!

Stroll on the beach.

Changing into. Well. Nothing.

I took this right before I slammed four mimosas at the airport. ✈️

Do I need to get some more pepperoni?

Top shelf? ☺️

Is there anything else I can get for you from the store?

Airport attire. ✈️

The restaurant I went to in Costa Rica today serves you beers in your hammock. 🍻

Can you see why I don’t let my hubby fuck me anymore? I want to see any dicks that are smaller than his. 😈

I love when Mother Nature pisses all over me.

Right before my brother-in-law came over. 🤪

Can u tell I’m not wearing a bra

Yes, I wore it to go out. 😘

If I catch you staring, I might have to suck you off. 💁🏻‍♀️