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meirl

meirl

Notice how the package says "for external use only"

Notice how the package says "for external use only"

Blursed dildo

Blursed dildo

Don't

Don't

Cursed spiky speculum thing

Cursed spiky speculum thing

Anyone do this?

Anyone do this?

Don't put sandwiches in your vag.

Don't put sandwiches in your vag.

Well, that's one way to say "Fuck Trump".

Well, that's one way to say "Fuck Trump".

Why does this look like a recipe for BV?

Why does this look like a recipe for BV?

What is going on?

What is going on?

Prehensile tapir penis

Prehensile tapir penis

Don't

Don't

Not very body-safe

Not very body-safe

Don't

Don't

Don't disrespect beautiful sea creatures like that.

Don't disrespect beautiful sea creatures like that.

Not worth the resulting infection

Not worth the resulting infection

Condoms won't save you here.

Condoms won't save you here.

Termite queen

Termite queen

It's tempting, but don't do it.

It's tempting, but don't do it.