AgentMulder3rd posts on XXX.PICS
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, adieu... ;)
You remind me of my pinky toe, sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on the table ;)
Today's forecast: curvy with a chance of pervy ;)
My thighs want to give you a hug ;)
I want to be the reason you slightly turn your phone away from others when you read it ;)
I have an innocent smile... right?? ;)
It's National Orgasm Day, are you coming? ;)
Real friends don't rub it in, they rub it out ;)
A good woman makes your dick hard, not your life ;)
A world without women would be a pain in the ass. Get it? ;)
The beacons are lit ;)
[Self] When you're 5'3", thigh highs go all the way up ;)
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If you're taller than 5'3", this would be your view ;)
I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos, but it's soooo hard ;)
We should try having sex before we jump into dating ;)
5'3" is not short. It's fun-sized, bite-sized, and vertically efficient ;)
Cleavage... the original Jedi mind trick ;)
Sometimes you just need a hug, on the butt, with a paddle ;)
I don't feel like doing anything today, except you, I'd do you ;)
My lucky shirt ;)
I'm not on my knees to pray... ;)
I'm the small package that good things come in ;)
