Who told my parents…

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You're single, I'm single, I feel like this is a problem we can solve together

You're single, I'm single, I feel like this is a problem we can solve together

I love being home cuz you can wear no clothes

I love being home cuz you can wear no clothes

People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside

People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

Hi there

Hi there

I could be your breakfast

I could be your breakfast

I love you even when you’re upset

I love you even when you’re upset

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

The bags under my eyes are designer

The bags under my eyes are designer

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Jingle if you're single

Jingle if you're single

Some things just go better together - like wine and cheese or u and me

Some things just go better together - like wine and cheese or u and me

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

It’s not a watch, but it ticks…

It’s not a watch, but it ticks…

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

PS5 together

PS5 together

No words no letters I’m yours…

No words no letters I’m yours…

Is that a Chihuahua

Is that a Chihuahua

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

A good cat deserves a good bone

A good cat deserves a good bone

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…