All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…

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You're single, I'm single, I feel like this is a problem we can solve together

You're single, I'm single, I feel like this is a problem we can solve together

I love being home cuz you can wear no clothes

I love being home cuz you can wear no clothes

Oppa Gangnam style

Oppa Gangnam style

People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside

People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

Hi there

Hi there

I could be your breakfast

I could be your breakfast

I love you even when you’re upset

I love you even when you’re upset

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

The bags under my eyes are designer

The bags under my eyes are designer

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo

Jingle if you're single

Jingle if you're single

Some things just go better together - like wine and cheese or u and me

Some things just go better together - like wine and cheese or u and me

Who told my parents…

Who told my parents…

It’s not a watch, but it ticks…

It’s not a watch, but it ticks…

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

PS5 together

PS5 together

No words no letters I’m yours…

No words no letters I’m yours…

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

If you noticed me, hi…

If you noticed me, hi…

A good cat deserves a good bone

A good cat deserves a good bone

I heard kissing burns calories, want to help me exercise

I heard kissing burns calories, want to help me exercise