When your nipples are so hard your hair gets stuck on them

The nips can't be tamed

Well those buttons were certainly tougher than I expected 😅

Naked baking went well.

Ouch!

My timer went off before I got in the position I wanted. This is what I ended up with!

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we use tripods.

The neighbor dogs had a lot to say while I was taking this

Bought a weighted hula hoop to exercise with. I may have forgotten how hard they are to keep up!

T-rex arms and broken vacuum attachments make sexy gw posts, right?

When you're going for sexy and soapy and you [f]ind out your new soap barely lathers.

It started off well 🤷

I moved my mirror and it caught me taking my morning nudes

The best ass pics always come with the best back rolls for me :p

Auto-focus let me down, but I have a lot of fun playing with my strings of grool

Smooth is my middle name

Another note to self: Check. the freaking. tag.

Trying to beat the timer adjusting my lingerie. (I lost)

Note to self: Check your bra cup next time you're going for an on/off set.

Didn't pull my top up quite far enough

Recently adopted a kitty and I suspect this is going to be my new normal now.

I frequently have company when I'm taking nudes now.

One pussy is a little more starved for attention than the other.

I know you want to see my pussy...