Recently adopted a kitty and I suspect this is going to be my new normal now.

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The nips can't be tamed

The nips can't be tamed

Well those buttons were certainly tougher than I expected 😅

Well those buttons were certainly tougher than I expected 😅

Naked baking went well.

Naked baking went well.

Ouch!

Ouch!

My timer went off before I got in the position I wanted. This is what I ended up with!

My timer went off before I got in the position I wanted. This is what I ended up with!

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we use tripods.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we use tripods.

The neighbor dogs had a lot to say while I was taking this

The neighbor dogs had a lot to say while I was taking this

Bought a weighted hula hoop to exercise with. I may have forgotten how hard they are to keep up!

Bought a weighted hula hoop to exercise with. I may have forgotten how hard they are to keep up!

T-rex arms and broken vacuum attachments make sexy gw posts, right?

T-rex arms and broken vacuum attachments make sexy gw posts, right?

When you're going for sexy and soapy and you [f]ind out your new soap barely lathers.

When you're going for sexy and soapy and you [f]ind out your new soap barely lathers.

It started off well 🤷

It started off well 🤷

I moved my mirror and it caught me taking my morning nudes

I moved my mirror and it caught me taking my morning nudes

The best ass pics always come with the best back rolls for me :p

The best ass pics always come with the best back rolls for me :p

Auto-focus let me down, but I have a lot of fun playing with my strings of grool

Auto-focus let me down, but I have a lot of fun playing with my strings of grool

When your nipples are so hard your hair gets stuck on them

When your nipples are so hard your hair gets stuck on them

Smooth is my middle name

Smooth is my middle name

Another note to self: Check. the freaking. tag.

Another note to self: Check. the freaking. tag.

Trying to beat the timer adjusting my lingerie. (I lost)

Trying to beat the timer adjusting my lingerie. (I lost)

Note to self: Check your bra cup next time you're going for an on/off set.

Note to self: Check your bra cup next time you're going for an on/off set.

Didn't pull my top up quite far enough

Didn't pull my top up quite far enough

I frequently have company when I'm taking nudes now.

I frequently have company when I'm taking nudes now.

One pussy is a little more starved for attention than the other.

One pussy is a little more starved for attention than the other.

I know you want to see my pussy...

I know you want to see my pussy...