What’s your ideal breakfast

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The tits is mightier than the sword

The tits is mightier than the sword

For u

For u

Oppa Gangnam style

Oppa Gangnam style

Oppa Gangnam style

Oppa Gangnam style

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

The tits is mightier than the sword

The tits is mightier than the sword

You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours

You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours

3 fries 8 burgers and I’m yours…

3 fries 8 burgers and I’m yours…

I could be your breakfast

I could be your breakfast

Pardon my French

Pardon my French

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

Man’s love is an accident

Man’s love is an accident

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

It’s not a watch, but it ticks… [ba]

Why are you dressed like a chicken

Why are you dressed like a chicken

All the great ones leave their mark. We’re the wet bandits

All the great ones leave their mark. We’re the wet bandits

No words no letters I’m yours…

No words no letters I’m yours…

If you noticed me, hi…

If you noticed me, hi…

If you noticed me, hi…

If you noticed me, hi…

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours…

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they arent…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they arent…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't…

Hey, I lost my teddy bear… Can I please cuddle with you tonight

Hey, I lost my teddy bear… Can I please cuddle with you tonight

I heard kissing burns calories, want to help me exercise

I heard kissing burns calories, want to help me exercise