What makes champagne and chocolate better? ;)

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POV: You're my boyfriend and you fell asleep on the couch

POV: You're my boyfriend and you fell asleep on the couch

I'm back just in time for Halloween! Now who wants to snuggle with a Pikachu?

I'm back just in time for Halloween! Now who wants to snuggle with a Pikachu?

Sleepy pre-coffee smile

Sleepy pre-coffee smile

Let my tits hang low, let them wobble to and fro

Let my tits hang low, let them wobble to and fro

It's taken me years to perfect the "I know something you don't know" look

It's taken me years to perfect the "I know something you don't know" look

I'm happiest when I'm messy

I'm happiest when I'm messy

Can you tell what I'm thinking? [F]

Can you tell what I'm thinking? [F]

A little thank you for the guys that sort by "new"

A little thank you for the guys that sort by "new"

I couldn't....get the....fuckin bottle open....

I couldn't....get the....fuckin bottle open....

I cleaned my room, do I get my lollipop now?

I cleaned my room, do I get my lollipop now?

[Image] They're just waiting for you to put something in between them

[Image] They're just waiting for you to put something in between them

[Image] Master, look what I grew!

[Image] Master, look what I grew!

I'm just a Sally looking for her Jack Skellington

I'm just a Sally looking for her Jack Skellington

It's my birthday and I hope you guys can help me frost these cakes...

It's my birthday and I hope you guys can help me frost these cakes...

Nothing like a little [f]rosting to celebrate a birthday [IMAGE]

Nothing like a little [f]rosting to celebrate a birthday [IMAGE]

It's my birthday, come blow out my candles?

It's my birthday, come blow out my candles?

What's your [f]avorite Ninja Turtle? [Image]

What's your [f]avorite Ninja Turtle? [Image]

I'm not a morning person unless I wake up next to you 😉[IMAGE]

I'm not a morning person unless I wake up next to you 😉[IMAGE]

There's something special about being sprinkled with droplets

There's something special about being sprinkled with droplets

A little shower show (f)or you... [GIF]

A little shower show (f)or you... [GIF]

Happy Seduceday. Is it working?

Happy Seduceday. Is it working?

Nothing makes me happier than gaming. Well...almost nothing...

Nothing makes me happier than gaming. Well...almost nothing...

You probably couldn't guess that I used to be that shy girl... [F]

You probably couldn't guess that I used to be that shy girl... [F]

[Verify] my goofy smile? [F] [FIRST] [ALBUM]