We meet at the bar. You find out I’m almost 40. What do you say next?

(OC) You’re my boss. I’ve dressed up to ask for a raise. In one word…say your response:

I’m that ex religious girl your parents warned you about…

These 37 yo tits were grown for bouncing

Almost 40…and I’m just getting started…

Is it weird that I’m a mom during the day, and have gangbangs at night?

Rank these (oc)

Just hanging around the hardware section…

Just a little celebration for the start of the weekend

Would you fuck a mom like me?

Meet Lucy and Ethel. Ethel is the one with attitude. Can you get a grip on her?

Found a new recruit to help me terrorize another Portland bar

Id like to introduce myself and my girls

I love when he dirties up my classy dress

Left or right?

Knowing you’re looking at my bouncing tits makes my pussy wet

I think my parents would be more upset that I’m a bisexual Wiccan than they would be if they found out I bounce my titties on Reddit and have group sex. Go figure.

Tell me which one you’d touch/grab/suck first (oc)

If this was what you came home to, tell me what would happen next (oc)

“I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.” -Lucille Ball (oc)

Insert face here:

He ordered a side of cleavage for an appetizer ;)

Oregon HotWife SnowBunny at your service [reveal]

Anyone here a fan of slomo?