Left or right?

One tit out just looks so much more inviting and naughtier

(OC) You’re my boss. I’ve dressed up to ask for a raise. In one word…say your response:

I’m that ex religious girl your parents warned you about…

These 37 yo tits were grown for bouncing

Rank these (oc)

Just hanging around the hardware section

Just hanging around the hardware section…

A little classy, a little sassy, mixed with a lot of slut (oc)

Found a new recruit to help me terrorize another Portland bar

We meet at the bar. You find out I’m almost 40. What do you say next?

This corset is feeling a bit tight. Let me pull out my tits. Will you help me get the rest off?

Knowing you’re looking at my bouncing tits makes my pussy wet

I think my parents would be more upset that I’m a bisexual Wiccan than they would be if they found out I bounce my titties on Reddit and have group sex. Go figure.

Tell me which one you’d touch/grab/suck first (oc)

If this was what you came home to, tell me what would happen next (oc)

Glasses, check. Tattoos, check. DDD’s, check. Gamer, check. SMILF, check. Classy, check. Slutty, check. Your parents wouldn’t know how to even begin to process me. (OC)

“If you can dance and be free and not be embarrassed, you can rule the world” - Amy Poehler (reveal)

“I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.” -Lucille Ball (oc)

Insert face here:

Fun fact: the original name for the search engine google was “backrub.”

He ordered a side of cleavage for an appetizer ;)

Oregon HotWife SnowBunny at your service [reveal]

Anyone here a fan of slomo?