Two kinds of men: those that thought about eating me first, and those that would smash immediately. Which are you?

Just me

Sorry if you don’t like pierced nipples, my tits have daddy issues.

I’m not saying I would eat my own ass, but I hope you think it looks delicious so I don’t have to.

Anyone else feeling stir crazy at work today?

Anytime I see the Reddit logo now I’m like...y’all got me trained.

Our founders dumped tea in a harbor so you can dump loads in me now. I’ll do my part if you do yours.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Finally off work and feeling free

One smooth slit from back to front.

Wash day tomorrow...nothing clean. Right?

You’d be amazed how productive my coworkers are when I leave my panties at home.[F]

I was so excited to go to a small bbq with friends tonight, I almost forgot to wear my jewelry.

Some straps to grab when you’re eating my ass. [F]

There are a lot of ways to feed a party, but to me nothing beats a spit-roast in the summer time.

Fuck, Brunch, Nap. That’s how you Sunday.

Did you read the manual? [F]

My pussy has taken more souls than Shang Tsung. Care to TEST YOUR MIGHT?

I get asked a lot what my ass looks like in jeans... figured I’d go the extra mile.

I’m not a stripper... but roleplay is always fun... [f]

Maybe a bit fatter after Thanksgiving. Let’s hope.

Fun to mount, hard to keep [F]

Getting clean before I get dirty later 😏💦

Can’t decide if I feel less slutty in white or more. What do you think?