Maybe a bit fatter after Thanksgiving. Let’s hope.

My tits are like flowers. They need plenty of sunshine and moisture to thrive 💦.

Just me

This is the sexiest I’ve felt in a while and wanted to share, nude or not.

If you eat my ass good, we can play “just the tip” and see where it goes.

I like getting dolled up on occasion and feeling sexy. The nipple is just the nsfw garnish.

Sorry if you don’t like pierced nipples, my tits have daddy issues.

I’m not saying I would eat my own ass, but I hope you think it looks delicious so I don’t have to.

Anyone else feeling stir crazy at work today?

It’s so hot out here. Would you like some of my ice water?

Milfs love motor-boating with an experienced sailor. Is the marina I am looking for?

Anytime I see the Reddit logo now I’m like...y’all got me trained.

Two kinds of men: those that thought about eating me first, and those that would smash immediately. Which are you?

I see you fapping back there. Put it in already.

Our founders dumped tea in a harbor so you can dump loads in me now. I’ll do my part if you do yours.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Finally off work and feeling free

Wash day tomorrow...nothing clean. Right?

My ass isn’t the only thing that’s fat.

There are a lot of ways to feed a party, but to me nothing beats a spit-roast in the summer time.

Fuck, Brunch, Nap. That’s how you Sunday.

My pussy has taken more souls than Shang Tsung. Care to TEST YOUR MIGHT?

I’m not a stripper... but roleplay is always fun... [f]

Getting clean before I get dirty later 😏💦