Too cool for British rule!! [OC]

I just want someone to invest in my love like I’m GameStop Stock 🥺 (OC)

Bringing the cake for Cake day ❤

You may have been with the elite four before, but I'm your Pokemon master [OC]

Soft, pale, and fun to squish. I think my transformation into a marshmallow is going quite well. [OC]

Wanna get in my plants? Organic and 100% locally grown 😉 [OC]

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went....then it dawned on me! [OC]

I could never pass for a muggle, 'cause this ass is magic! [OC]

I'll show you my boobs if you show me your tattoos...tit for tat! [OC]

"I have little feet cause nothing grows in the shade." -Dolly Parton [OC]

Wanna see a magic trick? I can make your dick disappear right before your eyes!! 😜 [OC]

"Sleep? I don't know about sleep! It's summertime!! [OC]

PM me if ur pull out game so hard you can turn me into a Beyblade. 😜 [OC]

Without nipples, boobs would be pointless! [OC]

Don't you hate when you're making a milkshake and all these boys show up in your yard? [OC]

"Fre shavaca boobs!" [OC]

"Hi, welcome to Titties!" [OC]

Lucky for me nobody raps about small butts. 😋 [OC]

"Call the Queen! I don't give a fuck!!" [OC]

*guitar strum* "I love you, tiiiits!" *guitar strum* "I ain't never gonna stop lovin' you, tits!" [OC]

"With great breast comes great responsibilititty"

"I'm not at the beach this is a bathtub!" [OC]

I'll have the massive titties with a side of [Verification], please? ;)

What kind of animal am I in the bath? A little bare! 😜